Holiday Moon. Unisex, Crew Neck, Short Sleeve, Graphic T-Shirt. Those Aren't Pillows.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 | 29.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 | 33.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 | 24.63 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Lightweight, lived-in cotton with a voice. This garment-dyed tee wears in softly and keeps its relaxed silhouette through long days and late-night hangouts. The front print — a bold speech-bubble that reads “THOSE AREN’T PILLOWS” — carries a sly, sarcastic tone that lands best with people who love dry humor and inside jokes. Wear it around friends, at casual meetups, or while lounging at home; the comfortable, midweight fabric and roomy cut make it feel like an old favorite from the first wear. Subtle details like double-needle stitching, tubular knit construction, and a sewn-in label mean this isn’t just a joke on fabric — it’s built to last.
This tee pairs naturally with denim, worn-in flannels, and coffee-shop afternoons. It’s the kind of shirt that sparks a grin and an eyebrow raise — a small, wearable piece of personality that fits into everyday rhythms without shouting. Hand it to someone who appreciates dry one-liners, late-night banter, or a wardrobe that values comfort and character.
Product features
- Available in sizes S–4XL (select partners) with Comfort Colors 1717 sizing
- 100% ring-spun US cotton, medium weight (6.1 oz/yd²) with garment-dyed softness
- Relaxed fit, pre-shrunk knit with tubular (no side seams) construction
- Durable double-needle stitching on all seams and sewn-in label
- Made in Honduras; offered in 58 colorways
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean